Archive for August, 2008

Very unsettling.

Thursday, August 28th, 2008

As per my normal routine; tonight I took the girls (Sassy & Clarabelle) outside to do their business before the little Mrs. got home from work before dinner.  I need to preface this with the following:  We live on a rather busy street and have some real dandy’s living across the street from us in what seems to be an endless string of unemployed and sometimes suspected drug dealing fucktards.  So anyway, I was in our backyard waiting for the girls to finish sniffing the ground for places they have yet to defecate or urinate and perhaps urinate over where the other has gone before.  I couldn’t help but notice that the offspring of above said ftards were riding their big wheels and rollerblading up and down the driveway.  Now this wouldn’t seem like a big deal but this is a very busy street and the driveway has a steep slope toward the road.  Also, the parents were nowhere to be seen.  I’m standing there (still waiting for the girls to finish); thinking to myself that the youngest kid, probably around 3 or 4 was going to ride into the street and get hit by a car or truck.  I’m also thinking that if these dogs would hurry up I would go across the street myself and tell the kids to stay away from the street and tell the parents to ah, Supervise their children!  I was reaching a point of uncomfortableness where I was ready to say screw it, I’m going across the street when a large white van locked up its brakes because the kid had of course ridden his big wheels into the street.  Fortunately this was one of the few drivers that actually pays attention and came to a stop in enough time to avoid hitting the boy.  I think my heart stopped for a minute.  By this time the driver was on his horn which alerted fucktard parent #1 to come running out of the house screaming at the kid.  Followed by dragging the young boy by is arm and throwing the big wheels into the backyard all the while yelling all the top swear words at the child.
The only positive note is that this evening I noticed that they were moving a large amount of items from the house.   But then again, the ftard string is bound to continue which negates the positive.