Sarah Palin has so much baby drama going on that the media hasn’t had a chance to see what’s in her closet. Angelina might be depressed and Kelly Ripa feels the need to tell you how to be as fucking happy as she is.
Well folks, must of been a slow week. Sinatra is still dead but keeps making covers. (Perhaps its some form of mob code) Angelina is populating the world at a higher than average rate. Robert Downey Jr. Original? Iron Man? And finally Fed & Fed-Ex may be negotiating some late night package handling.
Yes, I was going to abbreviate my new category but quickly realized that may not be a good idea. I’ve been meaning to do this for some time now. Celebrities can be interesting but most of the time they can be equally annoying and distracting. So I am going to take random shots of the magazines at the checkouts of my local stores. My thinking is that I will be able to stay current with all the latest happenings in the world of our countries top media figures without actually having to dedicate more than a few minutes listening to some show host or reading a full article. Yet another educational courtesy brought to you by OhCripes!
This week I learned that Oprah is really disgusted by Rachel Ray, John Mayer is fooling around with Jennifer Aniston and JFK Jr. really didn’t crash in a small plane over the ocean but was actually murdered!. I smell a conspiracy theory.
